Check THIS shit out:



In this sixty page book, there are three pages of my work! That's right - three entire pages of Samantha. (There's also a splash by chalkpowder, but that is not so exciting.)

Details and a press release are forthcoming, but anyone interested now? Let's chat about it!

Post ten of any pictures currently on your hard drive that you think are self-expressive.
• NO CAPTIONS!!! It must be like we're speaking with images and we have to interpret your visual language just like we have to interpret your words.
• They must ALREADY be on your hard drive - no googling or flickr! They have to have been saved to your folders sometime in the past. They must be something you've saved there because it resonated with you for some reason.
• You do NOT have to answer any questions about any of your pictures if you don't want to. You can make them as mysterious as you like. Or you can explain them away as much as you like.

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Hello, everyone~!
I'm really sorry I've been gone for so long, but as you've probably guessed, my real life has been tits up as of lately. I would go into detail, but as you can probably guess from reading this post, I am having someone type this for me, and I would not want to force them to write Ulysses. It made me very sad when I saw that on my last post so many of you—my dearest friends—came out and said hello to me, but I couldn't respond to you. It especially breaks my heart that because of my inability to type, I've lost contact with so many of you that have only wanted to spend time and help me. To that, I would like to reveal that I've recently restored contact with a few of my friends through the Skype client, and I would like that few to become many!

If any of you have the Skype client, and feel comfortable with talking to me through it, I would be absolutely elated to get in contact with you again. My username is bradthebard. I hope to speak with all of you soon—even if you think we have grown apart, it's not your fault, it's mine, and I think we can thus easily repair our relationships in your eyes.

Signed,
Samantha (dictated but not read)

I feel sorry for Constance, she really did get the short end of the stick.

(I wouldn't marry Oscar Wilde, just have casual sex with him.)

Summer's majesty, upon us at last.
I slip on my sneakers to greet the morn jogging;
laces met with a hand even looser,
I will not tighten them- it hurts.

• 18:40 Natsu no Arashi's OP: The shadowed out bodies have such a subtle definition in HD, adding to it a tasteful, childish sense of eroticism. #

• 01:16 I wonder if Simon and Garfunkel ever spooned. #

Hello!
Boy!

What do you think about
DROOLING?

Isn't...
INCREDIBLE?








translation: mint_eclair popped my Pokemon Wi-Fi cherry tonight, and is apparently as talented a writer as James Joyce.

• 16:14 Reading through a list of artists who have committed suicide is far more interesting than essaying about giantesses. #
• 16:16 Though on the topic of giantesses, we should all get together and get empowered by reading Femforce tinyurl.com/femforce #
• 16:19 (as an additional aside: ray johnson, you are still my angel) #

??????BUT WHERE IS GIRAFFE