it's funny because she isn't getting any dick
I feel sorry for Constance, she really did get the short end of the stick.
(I wouldn't marry Oscar Wilde, just have casual sex with him.)
I feel sorry for Constance, she really did get the short end of the stick.
(I wouldn't marry Oscar Wilde, just have casual sex with him.)
Summer's majesty, upon us at last.
I slip on my sneakers to greet the morn jogging;
laces met with a hand even looser,
I will not tighten them- it hurts.
Hello!
Boy!
What do you think about
DROOLING?
Isn't...
INCREDIBLE?
translation:
mint_eclair popped my Pokemon Wi-Fi cherry tonight, and is apparently as talented a writer as James Joyce.

I'm always a little miffed whenever someone calls Vivaldi "whiny".
Delicate? Most certainly!
Flowery? Oh, but of course! Hello, it is Baroque!
But... whiny of all things? Don't stomp on Vivaldi simply because his music isn't loud as the Romantics'!
--Thankfully, I rarely meet someone who can even differentiate music through the ages beyond "Classical", let alone criticise it- but still. Shh.

MY PRINCESS,
Should you indeed lose your soul to God, I would tear through both angels and devils to get it back to you!
-Your Knight
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